I HATE the country.
I am currently visiting my family in Kansas and they live in the country. Get this... farmers drive their HUGE tractors on our civilian roads, at like -3 MPH.
there's no starbucks, no 3g. I have to walk on gravel. And there are bugs, lots of bugs.
I'm not looking forward to going back to NC... but I am looking forward to my cute house in the suburbs with 3g and a starbucks nearby.